Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.

I love 'Jersey Shore'. That program is the complete opposite of me and still it's so funny. Pauly D and Vinny is my favourites, honestly they say so cheeky and honest things like, ok, here it comes:

Snooki: I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.
Pauly D: Unbelievable, huh Snooks? So hard to find a good man these days... that's why I date women.

(To two girls, who started fighting with Snooki so the police had to come, when the garbage trash drives by)
Vinny: Yo, your ride's here!

The most frequent used words have to be 'like', 'fucking', 'dude'. Here it is, if you want to watch the best episode so far.